The cake was almost delicious enough to be worth suffering a painful gasping death from respiratory paralysis. Almost.

> You get the cake. Its deliciously frosted charms call to you, and you are unable to stop yourself from eating it. You then die of botulism because you ate a cake you found in a fucking alley, you goddamn moron.

>

> GAME OVER

> Play again?

 

 

 

 

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