The Floating Swenson's hair is slicked back with agar to help him get that healthy greenish tinge.

> You walk past your cousin and enter a small theater wherein The Floating Swenson, a popular performance artist, is in the middle of an act.

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> You are standing in a small theater. A floating Swede is performing the most artful hip-thrusts you have ever seen. The audience is amazed.

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> Take a seat

> Join act

> Boo the floating Swensen

 

 

 

 

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