Maybe some Italian?

> You weep and scream and punch walls and beat your breast and pull out your hair and curse the heavens for taking from you the gentle Jerl, but it’s a bit too melodramatic for your tastes so you stop after like five minutes.

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> You are very hungry.

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> Become Jerl

> Eat Jerl

> Find something else to eat

 

 

 

 

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