Thine cartilage ridges are as the rocky cliffs of Spain, thine earlobe a perfect peninsula of skin and flesh, thine ear-hairs a lush forest of desire.

> You softly whisper beautiful things about Jerl's beautiful ears into Jerl's beautiful ears. Jerl responds by punching you in the stomach and calling you a bitch.

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> You are doubled over in pain aside your abusive lover Jerl.

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> Passive-aggressively get revenge

> Attack Jerl

> Why Jerl why?

 

 

 

 

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