To tha maxx

 

> Maximum makeouts is the highest level of makeouts a human body can withstand. This is a feat only achievable by astronaut-rockstars in peak physical condition. Better men than you have died while training to achieve this immortality.

> And yet in your hubris, you swoop down to the little old person's face and try for glory.

> Many years later, epic poems are sung about you and your majestic goals. However, legend obscures fact, and your true fate is unknown. Some versions of your story have you transcending your mortal coil and taking a seat on Olympus with the Gods of Old, while others say your broken lifeless body rotted away in the dark, an expression of boundless agony on your face.

> Still, your actions have given you a place equal to that of Odysseus or Aeneas, and your story lives on forever.

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> GAME OVER

> Play again?

 

 

 

 

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