GOD DAMNIT IKE THIS IS A PITCHER NOT A FLAGON DRAW IT AGAIN

 

> Your rat-subjects scurry forth into the darkness, and return with a flagon of something. Fine wine, maybe not. But you drink it anyway, because turning down free beverages goes against everything you stand for.

> You die screaming in agony.

>

> GAME OVER

> Play again?

 

 

 

 

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