> You lie back in the pile of filth and wave your arms and legs to make a pretty angel.
> This brings back memories of your delicate childhood, before you developed this crippling OCD and had to remove and document all hairs on your arms and legs. It was a wonderful, magical time. However, snow is a little different from garbage in a number of ways.
> Snow is far prettier, for one. One is cold, one is not cold. Both are unpleasantly moist. Also, snow typically contains fewer hypodermic needles.
> You accidentally inject yourself with god knows what, and die within minutes.
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> GAME OVER
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