Its a rat kebab!  Not available in stores!  Plus!  Comes with pointy stick!  Make your own kebabs!  Squirrel kebab!  Condom kebab!  Get creative!

 

> Haha yeah there is no reason to panic. Its not like you are trapped in a hellish prison. Shit, you got lots of possibilities for your future.

> You could live off of rats and filthy rainwater until you get dysentery. Or if you don't like the sound of that, you could eat rotting trash and get food poisoning instead.

> Oh, oh! You could go insane and try to scratch your way through the walls, turning your fingers into bloody stumps! Wouldn't that be fun. Or I guess if you don't want to be creative you could just straight up slash your wrists with broken glass. But there is something to be said for the classics, so that one is still a solid choice.

> How is the not panicking going, by the way? Is it helping?

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> GAME OVER

> Play again?

 

 

 

 

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