> You yell and yell but nobody can hear.

> In order to amplify your voice, you bend a coat hanger to create a primitive antenna, which you jam into your temporal lobe.

> This doesn't make you louder, which is disappointing. It does allow you to get free episodes of American Gladiator, which is nice.

> You spend the rest of your days in quiet solace, perpetually entertained by muscly people with names like Granite and Lance whacking each other with foam bats.

>

> GAME OVER

> Play again?

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