Iran is attempting to weaponize bullshit right now, as evidenced by remarks made by President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad. Hey The Daily Show, that one is on the house.

 

> You forego traditional, "polite," methods of getting someone to stop spitting words, and go straight to more drastic measures:

> You jam a rock down your cousin's throat.

> This manages to stop the flow of words, but the pressure of the unspoken words builds, and your cousin's body begins to swell. Soon your cousin literally explodes. You try to flee, but it is to no avail.

> Your body is shattered by the torrent of weapons-grade inane bullshit.

>

> GAME OVER

> Play again?

 

 

 

 

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