> Some thieves use threats of violence. Others use sleight of hand and subtlety. Some rare few can use charisma and charm to loosen the wallets of their prey. You subscribe to none of these schools of thought. Instead, you fancy yourself some sort of asian monk and decide to emulate the tiger: stealthy, bold, and lightning fast.
> Just like a tiger, you stalk a herd of fat Midwestern tourists. Just like a tiger, you creep up on the weakest of the pack, as it stops to tie its shoes. Just like a tiger, you leap on your hapless prey. And just like a tiger, you sever your victim's jugular with your teeth.
> As you stand there wondering if you took the analogy too far, you are shot in the head by a horrified vigilante.
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> GAME OVER
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