> You affix your steely gaze on the Fay spirit, preventing it from vanishing, and demand access to the Hoard.
> The spirit pleads ignorance again and again, but you are not fooled. You know a Leprechaun when you see one, and soon it accedes to your demands and agrees to lead you to the Hoard.
> As you march the faerie out into the open, you hear the buzzing of a swarm of bees behind you. By reflex, you turn around to swat at the vile insects, but there are none there! The dirty fucking leprechaun tricked you into looking away, and now the cuntbastard is gone.
> Fucking Leprechauns.
>
> GAME OVER
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