> Knowing that these things must be done with a sense of tradition, you befriend the dying Italian priest who lives in the cell next to you, and the two of you work together to escape.

> Before he dies, the Italian tells you of a hidden cache of treasure on an island offshore.

> You escape and retrieve it, becoming a Count.

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> You have managed to loosely recreate the first half of the plot of "The Count of Monte Cristo." Your fiancée has married one of the men responsible for your wrongful arrest, and the two of them have a bastard son. The children of the corrupt judge that sent you to jail are bickering over his estate.

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> Challenge the bastard to a duel

> Manipulate the judge's children into committing all kinds of murders

> Man I don't read books what shit is this

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