> You start talking about your feelings with the rodents. They are good listeners, and soon you tell them things you haven't told anyone else.
> You feel a very deep connection with the rats. One thing leads to another, and pretty soon you are waking up after a night of passionate weepy sex with the entire rat kingdom. The rats are nowhere to be found though, and you just feel used.
> Story of your life.
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> GAME OVER
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