> You select the most fiercely, blindly obedient rats, and grant them power to make unwarranted arrests and random interrogations. There is one problem, however: they do not seem to understand the sounds that are coming out of your mouth.
> Part of you thinks this is because you are not actually a monarch of the chittering horde, but rather a crazy homeless person and you should seek help.
> A much greater part thinks that this is merely the result of a vast conspiracy to rob you of your power, and you must wipe out the entire population with homemade napalm.
> You decide to go with the second theory, and die in a blaze of jellied gasoline.
>
> GAME OVER
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