> If there is one person you hate more than any other, it is that gangly bank-hating sicklyass motherfucker Andrew Jackson. And nothing gives you more pleasure than finding concrete proof of a fuckup that surpasses even the Trail of Tears and Nullification Crisis.
> You return to the surface world and use your newfound knowledge to destroy the dead president's name. In recognition of your service to mankind, you are given the disgraced politician's place on the twenty dollar bill.
> Aww hell yeah you are on money.
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> GAME OVER
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