> You venture out into the streets of this strange under-city with the intent of establishing an embassy, becoming a hero, and using that hero status to counterbalance your several misdemeanors and lesser felonies.
> But when you eventually find your way to the ruler of inner-earth, you are faced with the unpleasent shock of none other than Adolf Hitler, preserved in a state of corrupted half-life by the use of twisted arcane rituals.
> Driven into a misinformed patriotic rage at the sight of the man responsible for 9/11, you brutally assault the once-human monstrosity, and kill him and his robotic guards with your bare hands.
> Upon returning to the surface world, you are proclaimed a hero, and twice-nine parades are held in your honor.
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> GAME OVER
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