> Pay attention, fucko:
> You are not a Jedi.
> Jedi are inherently virtuous, while you just committed a hate crime.
> Jedi use their weapons gracefully and with unrivaled precision, while your work with that PVC pipe was far from both.
> Jedi are either strikingly attractive or bizarrely alien, while you are most definitely neither.
> Jedi are well-groomed, while you have only half a head of hair.
> Jedi are, in short, everything that you are not. So go and deflate your massive fucking ego a bit and come back later.
>
> GAME OVER
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