Joseph wishes it to be known that (a) the text for this was written begrudgingly and due to pressure from Ike, Eric, and other parties, and (b) if this is supposed to be him then he is insulted by the lack of any body hair whatsoever.

 

> You spend about eight months writing a textual adventure game and employ two other pustulant virgins to illustrate it, all the while making ridiculous demands on them while spewing self aggrandizing and vitriolic insults.

> You then win the Nobel Prize for your efforts, and spend the rest of your life living naked in a cave with your prize money sitting untouched in the back.

>

> GAME OVER

> Play again?

 

 

 

 

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