> I'm sorry, are you a pirate or a gay man's shitzu?
> You gouge out your own eye, and rip off your leg with nothing more than sheer force of will and a rusty knife. This achieves an acceptable level of piratic presence, but you are not content with being merely "acceptable."
> You systematically remove body parts, slowly stripping the humanity from your now monstrous frame. Reborn as an unfeeling automaton, you terrorize humanity for the remainder of your unholy existence.
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> GAME OVER
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