God DAMN we are so fucking cultured it is fucking unbelievable

 

> You try to warn people of their impending doom, but your frenzied ravings of immalleable death and destruction are mistaken for frenzied ravings of immalleable death and destruction.

> Your warnings of the danger of accepting Grecian gifts are unheeded, and when the inevitable comes to pass you are taken as a sex slave by the leader of the advancing army.

> This fucking sucks.

>

> GAME OVER

> Play again?

 

 

 

 

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