> Jerl did a bad thing, and giant apes that do bad things do not get fruity treats.
> Jerl does not understand the correlation, and becomes infuriated. The orangutan leaps onto you, and apes maneuvers seen while watching professional wrestling until you die.
> Jerl is just bananas for figs, when it is warm out he likes to fire up the barbecue and gorilla fig or two.
> You really shouldn't monkey around when it comes to fruit, that's a gibbon.
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> GAME OVER
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