> There is only one contact, listed under "glittertits."
> You dial the number, and a sultry yet abrasive voice whispers "this is Judge Judy."
> You pause breifly to calm your furiously raging crotchlust, and tell the judge that you have been very naughty and appropriate legislative action is required. Judge Judy then asks you to piss in her cup and call it lemonade.
> Oh baby, court is in session.
>
> GAME OVER
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