> The smelly caveperson seems to have sent a series of text messages which together compose a trashy pornographic romance novel.
> You start reading, and immediately realize that the novel is a direct plagarism of the Star Wars series, except in this version Luke has implicit if not explicit sex with everyone he meets. Faced with such overwhelming pathos, a part of you dies that day.
> You live out the rest of your natural life a broken shell of a person, forever haunted by the Endor moon orgy scene.
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> GAME OVER
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