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Eric thinks this scene was a result of Joseph's subconscious expressing the shame he feels for having written a TEXTVENTURE wherein you either try or succeed in trying to have sexual encounters with a thief, your boyfriend, a bag, a rat, the ancient of days, Jack, an animate russian nesting doll, a bag full of disembodied cocks, a Grue, a street full of strangers, an orangutan, and a mermaid.  However this is a laughable theory, because Joseph doesn't feel shame.

 

> The smelly caveperson seems to have sent a series of text messages which together compose a trashy pornographic romance novel.

> You start reading, and immediately realize that the novel is a direct plagarism of the Star Wars series, except in this version Luke has implicit if not explicit sex with everyone he meets. Faced with such overwhelming pathos, a part of you dies that day.

> You live out the rest of your natural life a broken shell of a person, forever haunted by the Endor moon orgy scene.

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> GAME OVER

> Play again?

 

 

 

 

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