> Before the grand caber tossing contest begins, you challenge your opponent to a game of "who can eat the most poop-quickening drugs." You do not win this game.

> You also lose the subsequent games of "who can shit out a colon," "who can produce the most bloodcurdling shriek," "who can shed more pain-tears by volume," and "who can die first."

> You then get confused by the fact that you lost but also kind of won, and your feeble mind shorts out in a logicsplosion.

>

> GAME OVER

> Play again?

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