> You soothe your guilty soul by donating cash money to a charity. Except the thing is, the only charity you know of is FARC.
> Your later discovery of what exactly FARC is only serves to amplify your guilt, so you give them more money. This cycle continues for a while, until you are the leader of the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Columbia.
> Despite your misgivings about funding murders with the sale of narcotics, you become accustomed to the good life when you accumulate enough embezzled cocaine money to buy an entire zoo and airlift it (the zoo, not the animals) to your backyard, fulfilling your wildest dreams.
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> GAME OVER
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