> No, that’s silly.

> Namor the Sub-Mariner ascends from the deep to reclaim the body of his deceased bride. The funeral lasts a fortnight, much of this time devoted to a recitation of the name of the departed queen, which to you sounds like the crashing of ocean waves and the lonely cawing of seagulls struggling against the wind.

> After the ceremony ends, Namor takes you as his new bride, because you have the same haircut as Susan Storm. You spend many happy years with the Avenging Son of Atlantis.

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> GAME OVER

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