> You are alone in a dark alley, and you don't know what lies ahead. This is just like the start of all horror movies.
> Rather than die to a chainsaw weilding zombie, you find a black guy and barely legal model to die before you and look into the camera, much like canaries in a mine.
> Before you can take three steps, the black guy is swallowed by the darkness, and the eye candy dies in such a way as to rip her shirt in just such a way that only the nipples are concealed.
> You walk away unharmed.
>
> You are still in the alley. To your left is a rat, to your right is a pile of trash. At your feet is a cake.
>
> Get rat
> Get cake
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