> A pedestrian walks past the alley just as you are telling the bag it will never amount to anything.

> Before walking away hurriedly, a flash of pity crosses the stranger's face and he drops a dollar on the ground, telling you to get some help.

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> You are standing in a dark alley. Mistaking you for a crazy, a pedestrian has just given you a dollar. The bag is sobbing miserably.

>

> I don't need your pity!

> Have a night on the town

> Get back to the schadenfreude

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