Profanities we decided not to use include turdburgler, asscanyon, pissgargler, catlicker, and dickfish.

 

> You throw the dollar back at the pedestrian, calling him a cuntweed and a dirtfucker. The police show up and arrest you for being a crazy bastard.

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> You are in prison. Your cellmate has just given you a good hearty beating.

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> Is this prison like the one on Oz?

> Hey cellmate why do you keep beating me I like you do you like me?

> Tunnel your way to freedom

 

 

 

 

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