> You call your cousin the "semen-pickled bastard child of a piss-slurper and a turd-cunter." Unfortunately this is all true and your cousin continues unfazed.
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> You are standing in a dark alley with your talkative cousin, the semen-pickled bastard child of a piss-slurper and a turd-cunter.
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> How exactly does one cunt a turd
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