This is a solemn occasion.  Please do not make fun of their tiny genitals.

 

> You call down three ancient spirits, and ask for their wisdom.

> The first spirit offers to tell you the secrets that lie the future.

> The second spirit offers to reveal the mysteries of the past.

> The third spirit offers to tell you a dirty joke.

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> You are standing in a dark alley. Three ancestral spirits offer to share their wisdom with you.

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> Learn of the future

> Learn the secrets of the past

> Hear the dirty joke

 

 

 

 

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