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> Fuck those guys. You grab a PVC pipe and brutally assault the Floating Swenson with it. The crowd watches in terror as blood and obscenities spill on the stage

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> You are holding a bloody PVC pipe. There is a dead Swede floating an inch above the ground at your feet. One hundred and nineteen people saw you murder this person.

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> Use Jedi mind tricks

> Take a bow

> Okay, audience. You are all accomplices now, so you can't turn me in

 

 

 

 

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