> Not only do you tell Jerl how you feel, you enumerate your feelings in a twelve-slide power point presentation.
> Jerl does not understand, but you can't really feel upset about this. After all, orangutans are not known for their empathy.
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> You are standing in a dark alley, holding Jerl, a two-hundred pound orangutan. Jerl is hankering for some figs.
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> Oh shit monkey-fucking is a sin
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