> You lift the heavy bag, brandishing it as a flail with which to defeat monsters and dragons. When you do not find any monsters or dragons, you get bored and start using it to attack chickens.
> After a while, a flood of enraged poulty starts flying at you from all directions and starts pecking you everywhere. In the melee, you swing the bag-flail about wildly, and accidentally smash a brick wall, which crumbles to reveal a long tunnel.
> You run inside, and once you change rooms the birds' assault ceases immediately.
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> You are standing in the entrance of a long, dark tunnel. At your feet is the mystery bag, which is most likely upset at you for using it as a blunt instrument.
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> This is stupid why is the bag upset
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