> You step into the tunnel, and walk a ways until you come across a very old person.
> This is no ordinary geriatric, this is The Ancient of Days: the ageless being that has seen lives pass and nations fall, the being that watched entire species evolve and die off, the being that saw the very birth of time itself.
> You prostrate yourself before The Aged One and avoid eye contact. When you rise after what to you feels like hours (but to The Timeless One is only an eyeblink) you see that the Undying Man is standing far too close to you, and has breath that smells of death itself.
> The semi-divine being then asks you what the fuck you are doing there, and why you seem to think it is an immortal man-god.
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> You are either standing near the Everliving One, he who has seen the birth of time, or an old hobo. Its dark and you can't really tell.
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> Greeting, Ancient One. I am your humble servant
> You have offended my honor, smelly one. I demand satisfaction!
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