> You fashion a crude shovel from refuse and begin to dig straight downward. Fed only by your desire to once more taste both freedom and the cheese stuck to the top of a discarded pizza box, you tunnel for eight days and eight nights until you find sunlight.

> This causes you some confusion, since you dug directly downward.

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> You dug a tunnel straight downward, but somehow you find yourself standing outdoors in a dark alley much like the one you left.

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> The earth is hollow! Suck on that, Andrew Jackson

> Prepare for mole-man assualt on the tunnel

> Establish diplomatic relations with the people of inner-earth

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