Okay look fish are not attractive creatures, so why are half-woman half-fish abominations depicted as such? Perverts, thats why.

 

> You drink all of the water and store it in your distended gullet. At the bottom of the now dry water tower is a dying mermaid.

> This news is very alarming to you, a stalwart conservationist.

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> You killed a mermaid, you dick.

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> Induce sex having

> Oh shit oh shit oh shit I did a wrong thing

> Is she going to turn into seafoam?

 

 

 

 

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